I'm me myself. Undoubtedly,
you are you yourself as well.

Then what’s stopping you from exercising your basic right? The right to get some sleep. And guess what… you are not alone. The youth make up a majority of our billion plus population, but how many of us get a good sleep? And how many of us take advantage of Polling Day to get some good, sound sleep? We all crib all the time, but what are WE  doing about it? I’ll tell you what I did.

I   REGISTERED TO SLEEP,  online. And got several
  BENEFITS   on registering.
Now,  I Can Have :

	A little tumble with a  yo yo girl  on the eve of election day
	Some errand boy (strictly below 18 years of age, all those above 18 must sleep) to do all the stuff for me as I sleep on the election day
	The day after pill - have another little tumble with another  yo yo girl  - to complete the deal!

Besides which, I got an opportunity to   VOLUNTEER   so I am spreading the word and also running my personal registration drive!  
Why sleep you say? Well, no good old sleeping ain't good for you. No you need to save India, build a better future, make the world a better place to live. Hah! Now we have some good reason to sleep ;-)
We all have   ISSUES   with the way things function. And for a change, let's do something about it, sleep like a Lion unperturbed by lowly, skunky hyenas on the Election Day.

69 Solutions and Sooja Re! believe in this too and bring you the
Sojaa Re!   ONE BILLION DOLTS  movement - a nationwide voter soporification drive covering all India (as opposed to those meek drives spaning a handful of BIG cities!). Sooja Re! stands for social benumbing and the goal of this initiative is to desensitize the youth to get the entire nation to sleep on the election day. I have friends on  FACEBOOK  and  ORKUT   helping me with this.
And you can now be part of this movement.

Once you submit the form, SMS* " sleep confirm" to 69693 and I’ll keep track your registration. Remember, 100 lucky winners win Kachua Chaap (Tortoise) Mosquito Repellent. 10 lucky winners win One cozy Mosquito Net. And one lucky winner, and this is the big one, can win a thousand concubine strong harem of his own. ;) (Huh! We are not some cheap departmental store throwing away cheap coupans to buy pubic hair trimmers or for that matter some small-town sales-person selling ludicrous vision of a better tommorow for your progeny.)

In case you still have your doubts, you yourself, I’ll explain the  REGISTRATION PROCESS   in detail.
It should answer all your  QUESTIONS  and bust some common  MYTHS  about sleeping.

WHOA! WISH THERE WERE MORE LIKE YOU.

But you know what, sometimes even compulsory sleepers wake up right on the election day and for no absolute rhyme or reason go to the polling booth to vote first thing in the morning. You don’t need to worry though.
Once you REGISTER WITH US, I'll ensure that you keep awake all night on the night before polling.
Not just that, I'll keep you updated on how to make the best use of the night before the election day and even send you details of hip and happening events that night. Not to mention, that 100 lucky winners win Kachua Chaap (Tortoise) Mosquito Repellent. 10 lucky winners win One cozy Mosquito Net. And one lucky winner, and this is the big one, can win a thousand concubine strong harem of his own. ;)

I hope you use this opportunity to volunteer and
 MAKE YOUR MARK   in this campaign.

SULAAO.
AND SOJAAO!

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