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All of us know that sleeping procedures can get a little complicated at times. So, I've answered a few questions that you may have.

How do I go to sleep?

The following are the steps to be taken to go to sleep: (You are well advised to take a printout as the text won't be available to you otherwise after Step (1).) Note down the current time. Lie down on something horizontal. (This is optional) Close your eyes. (You might want to read the rest of steps now itself as the text won't be visible once you close your eyes.) Count till 100,000. (If you were unable to perform Step (4) to completion, you have had a good sleep. No need to follow this FAQ anymore.) Get up (if you performed Step (2)). Note down the time again. Take a difference of the two times so that the result comes out positive. If the time difference is nearly one hour consult a doctor. Otherwise, check out http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/ or some other similar website for what is the world record for counting the numbers fastest or slowest (optional).

What all I need to go to sleep?

Depending upon you, your needs might vary from just possessing an ailing, fragile, overworked body to having a teddy bear with holes.

Where are Form 69, Form 69A, Form 69B, Form 69C?

In the various shelfs in Government Offices spread across all over India.

When can I sleep? Can I sleep around the year?

You can sleep any time. But our campaign particularly endorses and supports sleeping during the Election Day, especially during the polling hours. We are not sure whether you can sleep around the year. Though Hindu mythology points to a certain individual called Kumbhkaran, who slept six months straight. You might try your luck who knows!

There is an upcoming election during which I want to sleep. What is last hour I can go to sleep?

7 AM in the morning.

Is sleeping during Election a one-time exercise?

By one-time if you are trying to say if u can wake up during the polling hours, than we would like to reiterate that we endorse and support one single sound sleep session through and through the polling hours. Anything less, even a bathroom break, is ill-advised.

Can somebody else sleep for me?

A VERY STRICT NO. This is even impossible biologically.

Do I need to sleep separately for general, state and local elections?

Yes, unless they fall on the same day. Besides, sleeping regularly is a good habit, recommended by doctors.

Can I sleep online?

NO. Biologically it is an impossibility.

I am facing a problem sleeping, where do I complain?

Contact a doctor, but please ensure full recovery before Polling Day.